pain-ness

The act of being in pain.

"There's so much pain-ness in my mouth!"

by MattHenryKristain January 30, 2004

pee ness

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.

person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?

by pedo1245 September 14, 2011

loch ness

When you poop and the end sticks out of the water

Man, I just shit a loch ness

by con312 May 18, 2014

Awe-ness

Greeting commonly used in the western cape of south africa.
Awe is hi,hello,howzit,etc
With the ness added it makes it super cool or radical!
Not just hi,hello or howzit but awe-ness!

Walking up to a gróup of friends you holler,
AWE-NESS ma se kinners!

by shanx69 September 23, 2011

Ash-ness

Try to be like ash. IE - Try to be HOTTT!!

"girls are always into ash-ness but none ever make it to ashs level of HOTTT-ness"

by brahm September 16, 2008

callum ness

erection gained when another male strokes your leg

tom gave me a callum ness

by Azzer123loooooooool February 28, 2009

P-Ness

P-Ness is the newest word for all forms of conversation, from (1) Boredom (2) Excitment (3) Adult Conversation.

(1)
A: I am soooooooooo bored
B:P-ness
A:.....
A:WTF DOES THAT MEAN

(2)
A:Hey man I just won the loto
B:total P-Ness man
A:What?
B:Thats what she said
A:.... um .. what?
B:P-NESS
A:...right

(3)
A:Hey sexy
B:Check out my P-ness
A:FUCK DUDE WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, ok in example number 1 and 2 you said that, WTF does it mean?
B:It sounds like penis
A:o
A:Sweeeet

by Skiddles September 9, 2008