Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

peter-nerf

A poopy head, not a nice person..someone who is sassy to his or her parents or guardians.

WoW!!!! i can not believe you called your mom a moron and then didnt take out the trash! your such a peter-nerf

by The secret ninja cat ladyy June 20, 2010

Nerf pussy

Squirts pussy juice

Man that girls pussy squirts like nerf gun.

Man she got that nerf pussy

by Baladik December 26, 2019

Nerfing the Snoopy

To make a useless or needless object even less useless

Nothing ever gets done in that meeting. Making it longer is just nerfing the Snoopy

by Y2Le0 May 09, 2018

Jamming A Nerf Gun

Another meaning for blue balls which is, during sex, you have the sensation,but nothing comes out

"I want you to ejaculate all over my face"
"I can't I jamming a Nerf gun

by MrSlick15 March 20, 2018

Buffing and Nerfing

the act of speeding up during intercourse,only to slow down after a few seconds.this can be repeated until ejaculation

"how was sex yesterday?"
"he kept buffing and nerfing"

by You_make_sense August 02, 2016

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 03, 2024