Nerdboner

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.

Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..

by Claytopen October 2, 2011

Nerdo

Andrew's Spanish version of nerd.

Andrew things he is a sexy nerdo 🤓

by notremondjr May 24, 2019

nerdbone

A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.

If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.

Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.

Tom: Did you see they were coming out with a new Star Wars movie?

Bob: No.

Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...

Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?

by nerdbone January 17, 2011

Nerditorium

NOUN \Ner-di-tor-ee-uhm\

A place of work or play. A nerditorium is commonly a place of work such as the Geek Squad at Best Buy. It could also be the a name for the engineering buildings at a school, the possibilities are endless but if the sciences are taking place at said location chances are its a nerditorium.

Andrew I'll meet you at the nerditorium to look at that data.

by BRDR March 17, 2011

Nerdcock

The equivalent to "whipping it out" intellectually; a show of bravado uncharacteristic to the speaker. Frequently seen in Silicon Valley.

At the LAN party, Jack bragged, "yeah, it's my damn small linux lunchbox pc with a Celeron set at 100 MHz FSB,"

to which his wife replied,"put your nerdcock away and pass me those bagel bites before they get cold."

by PiratesOfSiliconValley January 30, 2008

nerdbomber

An urban legend who is believed to sell gypsy blood and unicorn hair. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT ride unicorns or have pots of gold. Some have heard that they are amazing people, but not enough people have met them for that statement to become factual.

"That nerdbomber just changed my life in a very positive way!"

by Gribbstein October 12, 2009

nerdi-nerd-nerd

a femaale who gets a 68% grade on a computer assignment and spends all nite going over her assignment, only to realize that the teacher forgot to mark an entire section, thus getting her mark bumped up to a 92%

Elaine is nerdi-nerd-nerd.

by Bill Gates December 1, 2003