An urban legend who is believed to sell gypsy blood and unicorn hair. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT ride unicorns or have pots of gold. Some have heard that they are amazing people, but not enough people have met them for that statement to become factual.
A special bond shared by two individuals. These two are best friends that get into trouble everywhere they go and will be there for each other through everything.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.