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mutual pleasureworking

sexual intercourse and/or other sexual relations including anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, etc. (First coined by user Terry-Thomas of the gallifreybase.com forum.)
Once he returned from the drugstore with some condoms, we engaged in mutual pleasureworking. He worked my pleasure hard.
by CindyTE May 28, 2010
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mutual

noun or verb (both at the same time)
the new 69. She gives you an HJ (hand job) while you finger bang 'er
I went to pet the cat to see if it was wet and into it then she grabbed my piece and it just erupted into a full on mutual
by the beast April 23, 2003
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Mutual Usage

When two or more people use each other for sex. It is considered ok, because all of the parties consent to being used and in turn use the other parties involved. There are no feelings involved in mutual usage; it's just for kicks.
I slept with Arnold last night, and he didn't call me today. It's ok, though. I was using him too. It was totally mutual usage!
by Julesrules611 December 11, 2008
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mutual friend

A girl who has been fucked by two guys (simultaneously or in different points of time) is their mutual friend.

Or a guy who has slept with two girls is also their mutual friend.
- Hey, guess what, I slept with Annie the other night! She was hella awesome in bed.
- Then I guess she’s our mutual friend now!
by Ershadsky January 19, 2014
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exclusively mutual

when two events can occur only in conjunction with one another, i.e. neither one can occur without the other
Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.

Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"

Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
by javaman199 July 13, 2013
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mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.
Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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mutually assured destruction

When America, China, Great Britain, or some gay third world country decides to drop an A-bomb or H-bomb on Canada and/or Israel, resulting in some other big country and/or third world country going PMS-style and reducing the whole world to ashes, therefore leaving the sole survivors with testicular cancer.
Dude, I heard they found big weapons in the Middle East.

Well if it comes down to mutually assured destruction, I'd rather die than get that cancer crap.

Hell yeah!
by Mela August 29, 2003
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