"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
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Get the Elongated Musket mug.A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
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Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
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Player 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.
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