Munchie Massacre

The act of eating lots of food after smoking marijuana. Often resulting in a mess of wrappers, leftover food, etc.

"When we got those pringles and oatmeal cream pies it was a munchie massacre!"

by Shanedawg Tha Realest May 08, 2012

diabetic munchies

having low sugar and just wanting to eat and eat and continue eating pass the point of no return then when you get your sugar up you realize "damn I ate so much food and now I regret it".

My sugar is low and I am hungry. I must have the diabetic munchies.

by Diabetic 101 September 26, 2017

proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 07, 2015

Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.

Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.

by truthsbetoldboii March 30, 2018

munchie gut

Result of excessively eating while stoned. Could be compared to a beer belly.

"Man, Matty has really put on a lot of weight. Has he been drinking a lot?"

"Nah man, he just has a munchie gut."

by blazincookiemonster420247nigga February 11, 2017

munchie ass

A dumb irritating person that you can't stand

Them: omg boy you do to much

Me: shut yo munchie ass up

by Juggstarvon April 01, 2017

Jack Munchie

A very oftenly used insult used by the immature population. Other more adult versions of this are examples such as Jack Ass, or plainly Ass. "Jack" is heard to be a old famous donkey from medevial times, and a munchie is that pesky little green man that is used in the old game by Macintosh called Super Munchers

Get awy from me Jack Munchie.

by D3guy2006 June 21, 2005