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mortiis

Mortiis may be the most original artist ever. There are many myths about the mystic Mortiis but who knows what is true and what is false. Mortiis has published a book called Secrets of my Kingdom which some people believe contains a knowledge unfit for the human psyche, causing those who read it to go instantly insane. Lately he has gone more commercial then before, but how can we understand the complex mind of this beeing who is so much greater then us.
Mortiis is the embodiment of greatness itself - the deaf sage of R`yleh
by fiestacat April 16, 2004
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Morty Smith

A stuttering, anxious, person who gets dragged around to do whatever his grandfather says.
Also used to hide Ricks from the government, but can be used to hide them from other ricks by creating a matrix of them in constant pain
1: why is he not allowed in our group again?
2: oh, he's a Morty Smith... only useful for one thing...
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the full morty

Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...
When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....
by sheila in the car November 6, 2011
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post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.
In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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Morto

Short for mortified. To be very very embarassed. Commonly used in Ireland, more specifically Dublin.
Yah she was totes morto!
by Octopus5y March 22, 2011
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Viggo Mortensen

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005
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La Petite Morte

Euphemism for sexual orgasm.

(French: literal translation - little death.)
La petite morte.....
by Katka February 7, 2007
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