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mongolian cadillac

Sexual pseudonym involving but not limited to the act of urinating in someones mouth, spitting said urine into said urinators sphincter, and then defacating the urine back into the mouth of the spitter.
by smokey152 August 28, 2014
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mongolian mountain frog

1. An insult defining someone's ugliness
2. Someone that thinks they are the hottest thing walking, but really just look like a frog
Kaitlyn said the sex wasnt that good, so I said sex with her was like having sex witha mongolian mountain frog. The lights needed to be off and no one within a 2 mile radius
by Crazy_horse12 October 3, 2015
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Mongolian Roulette

Mongolian roulette is when you are not sure whether you have to poop or fart, and choose to attempt to fart anyways.
1. I played a dangerous game of Mongolian Roulette on the way home from work, I got so close to losing I had to run into the bathroom

2. Ive been playing Mongolian Roulette for the last half hour and I'm afraid I'm at the last chamber.
by Mongolianroulette April 16, 2016
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mongolian mummy

When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles
That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!
by MoBuckets January 4, 2017
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mongolian ass eater

A meme that was based off of a tweet that @kaegann made about having a very large spider on his neck, that became widely known on tumblr.

The term is used to describe an unusually large, and creepy-looking bug that may or may not be able to kill you, and may or may not inspire you to burn down your house.
- The actual start of the term -

onlyblackgirl: what the fuck is that
sayayedarbi: It's either a spider or a crab
malik-sad: It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived that encounter.
by ealthia January 18, 2017
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Mongolian Backflip

Dating back to ancient times when the Liao Dynasty fought the Mongolians, the Mongolians would defame there enemy by performing naked back flips off of high areas to impale the cold rectum of there enemies.
Stacey's body was all limp and cold last night, couldn't resist slamming her with a cheeky Mongolian backflip
by EugeneMachine September 5, 2018
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Mongolian Sex Shark

A very powerful insult. It's better than ur mom big gay, but not as powerful as Uno reverse card and no u.
Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: No, you Mongolian sex shark.
Person 1: *dies immediately*
by KillMeNow667 March 31, 2019
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