by BAYJESUS December 17, 2017
This monkeys is sucking my bananas call the cops so we can step on its neck just like the other guy.
by Ihatemonkeys#georgefloyd March 09, 2022
1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy
2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours
3) slang term for genitals
4)cockney slang for £500
5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance
2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours
3) slang term for genitals
4)cockney slang for £500
5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance
1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!
2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!
Yeh?
Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...
3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!
4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!
5)You lil' monkey!
2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!
Yeh?
Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...
3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!
4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!
5)You lil' monkey!
by the all knowing dude September 01, 2005
by anon. July 10, 2004
by jaydagurl August 17, 2006
Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"
by PoomPlex October 17, 2007