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Proxy-Mitesh

A person or group of people who, after being Miteshed, proceed by Miteshing another person or group of people in order to offload work.
man1 (after being Miteshed): Damn too much work! Better offload...
man1 Miteshes man2
man2 : Jeez, man1 is such a Proxy-Mitesh!
by unknown_male_486645 June 24, 2011
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Fuck-Mite

Fuck-Mite a word to describe a big ass mite orgy.
Oh shit! There's a huge fuck-mite going on!
by I willfuck-miteyouup August 18, 2016
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Des Moines Trombone

When you just got demoted from the big leagues and need to blow off some steam with the locals in bumfuck Iowa. The guy shoves a whole corn up the girl’s ass, lights in on fire, and immediately covers the corn with the bell of a trombone. The girl lets a massive fart rip so flames come shooting out of the trombone.
Dude, I can’t believe the Cubs fucking demoted me to AAA. I’m gonna take Sheila out to do a Des Moines Trombone tonight!
by GoCubs2916 June 6, 2018
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Des Moines Dripper

When a girl eats a large amount of beans, the during anal she will experience large amounts of diarrhea. After shooting a load in the ass, she will release it all into a bucket and drink it. The man is referred to as the dipper and the woman is the dripper.
Man 1: Why do you smell like shit?
Man 2 (Dipper): I just did the Des Moines Dripper.
by Thicc nugg December 17, 2020
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Des Moines Eastsider

Citizen of Des Moines, Iowa's east side of the city. From the toxic waste rail yards to the most northeastern parts of the city, an eastsider can always be identified by their sub-human persona.
Des Moines Eastsider - Examples

Look for vehicles and attire plastered with EASTSIDER or eastsider 4 life.
Also reference numerous telltale signs of a true eastsider.

Male: Absent expression, gang-banger garb, arrogant, loud, obnoxious, always flying gang signs, numerous tatoos on arms and neck. Smell of garbage. On "celly" with baby-momma who is wanting more money usually yelling at top of their lungs. Drive POS ghetto cruisers with EASTSIDER on windscreen. Vehicle has "22's" that are worth more than total car value.

Female: Unattractive, two or more children with different fathers, overweight, on "celly" with her baby-daddy wanting more money, tatoos on arms and neck, smell of tuna, arrogant, drives busted up ghetto cruisers with eastsider plastered on the windows, kids jumping around the car whilst driving on city streets, yelling at children at stores.

All of whom frequent WalMart stores, beer gardens and county fairs with ungroomed children. Drive city streets as if they own the boulevard. Usually not found out of their own element due to low self esteem and heavy body odor.

Caution: Eastsiders should be approached with extreme caution and a bottle of Lysol. The initial shock of interacting with one will leave your IQ many points lower. Usually found working at fast food restaurants, warehouses, used car dealerships and pawn shops. An eastsider is a master of deceit. They will lie, cheat and steal anything to attempt to advance in society. Be wary of eastsiders, your life could be in harms way around them. Do not befriend once their identity is known. Destruction, sorrow and death follow in their wake.
by I found me one dead once January 27, 2009
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moate

Town in Co. Westmeath, Ireland. Population of about two housand, notorious bottleneck on the Dublin - Galway route
ann: Hey, where do you live?
tom: Moate
ann: That place is a traffic disaster!
tom: yeah but its a great town otherwise and we're getting bypassed!
by mcgg February 25, 2008
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grundel mite

a bug that lives in your grundel bush and drinks you fumunda cheese
by Bongmaster420 October 3, 2003
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