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enter.the.matrix

there is no real world, there are infinite matrix's inside each other, just like there is no end to the universe.
by enter.the.matrix May 19, 2003
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The Matrix

Cool program that allows you to load stuff into your brain really fast.
Shit!? I know tai-kwan-do!
by Mr. Andersson. November 15, 2003
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relative matrix

The growing number of any value that is related to its self.
biological cells multiply expotentally into a multi trillion celled organism from only one cell. this can be viewed using numbers shown through a relative matrix. two simple numbers can be the gateway to everything relatitive to our existance creating an endless matris of numbers that are relative to our own existance, birthdates, cell numbers, addresses, names, personalitys, ect.
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glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.
"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."
by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010
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Matrix

A nickname for Shawn Marion, a basketball player in the NBA.
The nickname was given to him by former player and announcer Kenny "The Jet" Smith in reference to a pseudo-intellectual kung-fu movie who's special effects have gone from innovative to common.
The Matrix hits a three-pointer!
by Owning It October 17, 2008
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the matrix

1. A hugely overrated film, with two sequels that even the die-hards couldn't love - even if they did when they watched the trailer.

2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.

3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.
by OD Smith February 16, 2005
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