mince

When your shit resembles that of beef ground into mince. Uncooked and sloppy as all fuck.

I just minced myself.

by Gillchild January 11, 2009

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Minced

1. The state or quality of being exceedingly relaxed and nonchalant, while at the same time elated or exceedingly happy, often attained whilst being high.

2. Synonymous for "fuck".

ex 1 - Guy 1: Dude, whats good?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm so minced right now I can't even hear you!

ex 2 - Guy 1: Bro did you mince anyone last night?
Guy 2: I minced the shit out of this one chick, but I was so minced I don't even remember!

by somincedrightnow October 14, 2012

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mincer

a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.

"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"

by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003

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mince pie

The best food in the world.
Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex

Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man

by Jimmy January 14, 2006

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mince morsel

An exceptionally pungent, meaty, transient bout of flatulence unleashed by an unknown assailant in a confined area.

The mood at the dinner party was blackened by a haunting, cloying odour - despite a volley of accusing looks, no-one would confess to discharging the ghastly mince morsel....

by The Baron Delarary September 15, 2008

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