Microphone Head

Look at the top of your head.

Dis Bois head is a microphone head.

by Bottletop69 May 28, 2018

Micropenis

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.

Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.

by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 28, 2018

Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(

Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie

by madness.kys March 17, 2019

micropsychism

The paradigm that the dimensions outside of the universe are miniscule.

Micropsychism would argue that size is an illusion of linear time; that the dimensions below the three dimensions are at least infinity^2 smaller than the universe and outside of the universe.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019

Micropenis

When you go onto a discored chat and two guys are sending song lyrics.

will: *sends song lyric*

eliza: will, you have such a micropenis

by ehlizea February 12, 2019

micropenis

small pp that can it in my computer

Hey dad, do I have a micropenis?

by YO man john April 25, 2019

Microplanager

Someone that over-plans other peoples responsibilities, timelines and procedures without any understanding of what actually needs to happen or how anything actually works... failure is inevitable.

Tim, you want Tom and I to be upstairs and get content from the client at 6:24 am and get it to the Floperations Director by 6:25 am or we are fired. But Tim, you microplanager, you forgot to ask if they had the content.

by Go AWAY!!! May 14, 2019