merk on

Getting a “merk on”! Angry or upset with someone or something without justification or reason.

Oi Angela! Don’t get a merk on!

by Richardranklin October 3, 2017

Merk

a word used by ignorant fools who suck at video games.

Andrew Lockwood cannot merk.

by Brawlking1234567890 July 22, 2012

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

Me-"yo.. Fuck is wrong witchu bull I'm bouta merk u"
You-" I'm sorry I didnt mean to"

Me-"yo sum bull gon rob me for my shit I just copped a new gun to, bull finna get merked"
My squad-"ard bro imma get the whip"

by T.I.NMan February 15, 2015

Morning, when the frost is merk

The cold, frosty morning made my breath steam.

I had a morning, when the frost is merk.

by aamujolloinmerk March 7, 2025

Merk

The act of having 10 or more dildos in your pussy at once then take them out and having a guys whole head go in your pussy and you start cumming and squirting on him while hes still inside

Lisa was about to merk this guy tonight in bed

by Awesome words5150 December 15, 2016

Merk

v. To kill someone. Usually from behind and before they even know what's happening.

I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!

by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022

pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018