A class made to show students that they are stupid. Students in this class are often found dead by the end of the first 10 minutes of class, due to the newly discovered disease, Mathaphobia. This is a teenage epidemic which scientists are racing to solve.
Sally bought Gucci pants for 60000000 dollars. Jill bought Louis Vuitton for 292929 dollars. Sam bought Dolce and Gabanna for 28281 dollars. Peter bought Burberry for 5555 dollars. X bought y for z c. Can you solve for x, y, z, c? X is the name of the rich spoiled kid buying, y is the totally useless company, z is the amount of money spent and c is the currency the money was in. Remember, this question is worth 110% of your math grade!
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Boy: what does math actually mean?
Boy 2: it's Mental Abuse To Human
Boy: hahaha!
(It's a joke, please don't take it seriously)
Boy 2: it's Mental Abuse To Human
Boy: hahaha!
(It's a joke, please don't take it seriously)
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Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
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A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)
So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
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Math is not good for you. It is mental abuse to humans.
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