do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003

Two-Match Sweater

A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.

Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!

by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009

Manteca California

A medium size town in Northern California with hella shopping plaza's and hotel's it known to have alot of drug user that use crystal myth and other drugs this town has gangsta's on the Northside and Westside prep's on the Eastside and Southside most rich kids there go to Sierra high school while the poorer kids go to Manteca high school or East union high school most people that live n Manteca are from the bay area or Sacramento!!

I live in North Manteca California with all the gangsters!!

by basketball#1 February 12, 2008

match.com couple

A slightly unattractive couple, doing things seen in a match.com ad, ie holding hands,making eyes, sharing an umbrella

I saw a match.com couple outside in the rain.

by Joe Doe5 July 25, 2007

MatCat

MatCat - Gun loving alt right nut that hangs out on freenode. Dreams about one day defending his marijuana stash with a machine gun.

<MatCat> I am not a pussy
<MatCat> I will smoke enough dabs oil right now to knock out most people

by duckgoose10101010 June 11, 2018

Marec

An annoying little poop head that eats all the booty he can. God he's so hot and gets all the coochie.

My friend is such a Marec.

by Biglicker64 May 22, 2019

Dark Match

A dark match, in professional wrestling terms, is a match that is not televised. It is strictly for a match for the fans in attendance.

#1: "Last night, I went to a WWE Smackdown show. The main event was a dark match."

#2: "Huh? I didn't see it. What are you talking about?"

#1: "They didn't televise the match, dumbass. It was for the audience."

by Uneasy November 13, 2009