flatulent back massage 

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

flatulent back massage by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007

Deep tissue massage 

when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).

Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.

Deep tissue massage by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas September 12, 2013

penis massage 

When two wrestlers , say Vern and Maria are wrestling , when either of their legs/hands are rubbing or touching against the other's groin , it is observed as the "penis massage"

Maria slapped Vern onto the floor and while wrestling , she did the penis massage on him

penis massage by sunshine selma December 3, 2007

gut massage 

the act of sex. usually with a promiscuous type woman

come on bitch take that gut massage.

gut massage by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

face massage 

The practice of a female sitting on a partner's face for oral sex. The giver of the cunnilingus is thus receiving the "face massage."

Hey, can you give me a face massage? cunnilingus face sitting

face massage by mhonfleek March 27, 2016

happy ending massage 

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

happy ending massage by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

Italian Massage 

To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.

Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.

John: Ever heard of running dumbass?

Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...

Italian Massage by Sir.Davey October 30, 2011