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California Handshake

When a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her breasts. Alcohol is usually involved.
Dude, I was just chilling at Rigos and a girl gave me a California Handshake then offered me a beer.
by dstigs April 28, 2011
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brown handshake

When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.
"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"
by Mr Smoothy November 7, 2012
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lumberjack handshake

When two or more bearded men greet each other by gently tugging and/or shaking each others beards.
Jim greeted Bill with a lumberjack handshake .
by RedBeardedDragon March 27, 2017
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Cypriot Handshake

An unorthodox greeting whereby the dominant person will kiss the toes of the more submissive person and then their forehead.
Dave walked into the room where Dan was laying down and gave him the Cypriot handshake, Dave kissed Dan’s toes and then his forehead.
by Softy101 September 29, 2021
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the gypsy handshake

A girl gives a guy a handjob. When the guy cums, she catches the jizz with her other hand. The girl then immediately gives one rather firm yank to the guy's member while simultaneously giving an open handed slap across his face with the jizz-laden hand. Before the guy can react, the girl quickly turns and walks away.
"I thought she forgave me for cheating on her because she started giving me a handjob later on. Well, I was wrong because after I came, she gave me the gypsy handshake. Crazy bitch!"
by Loungin September 1, 2015
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Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.
Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.
by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020
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Manstake

A mistake without admittance, however recognized by involved parties and not mentioned thereafter.
A chum walked away from a friend after accusing them of an ill action, despite being wrong. They both knew the manstake, and decided not to mention it.
by SnowTheDictionary August 14, 2014
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