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Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.
Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"
by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014
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smoothie maker

A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.
I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.
by Sexpert350 April 23, 2018
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Noise-maker

A loud, attention getting fart that is surprisingly scent free.
Billy just blasted a bomb of a fart, but relax, it was just a noise-maker.
by J Lav November 17, 2019
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logic makes logic

WTF HOW'D THAT HIT ME, LOGIC MAKES LOGIC
by SaihajSB May 11, 2020
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Sus maker

by thedroop6 January 16, 2021
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Sense makes

A response to someones spewing some absolute shite that makes no sense
Max: “stand in a straight circle
Billy: “yeh, sense makes”
by Ducas123 March 24, 2021
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THANK MAKER

THIS ONE WHEN MAKE THANK

LIKE THIS MAKER OF THANK

TOO MUCH THANK THIS ONE
Singed trundle duo: "We troll for the fun"

Saif: " YOU ARE NOT THANK MAKER"

Singed trundle duo: "WHY"
Saif: "BECAUSE NOT THANK WHEN MAKE TROLL SO YOU NO THANK MAKER"
destinite :ghost: : "OMAK 3NDY THANK"
by laptoplord March 10, 2022
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