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magnet theory

when to people who are going out are annoyingly inseperable, everywhere they walk you see the two of them so close together, it's almost like they have magnets in their heads attaching them. VERY annoying. this theory was invited by mr.gearhart's 2004-2005 advisory and applies to a few"couples at lakeside
they have magnets in their head, if we ever see zach leaning against a wall it's prolly because emma's on the other side
by annomoyous March 22, 2005
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terrorist magnet

The United States, specially after the "war" with Iraq.
If a country can pop out an Osama bin Laden during good times, then what could come out in the bad times?
by Politricks September 11, 2003
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eye magnets

whwaaaa look at her eye magnets
by Steph May 31, 2004
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Pussy Magnet

Something that changes the force of gravity on pussies and pulls them towards it whether they want it or not.
That sports car driven by those two Persian assholes is a pussy magnet.
by PizzaCorruption August 25, 2015
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ASBO-magnet

An ASBO-magnet is a scruffy, filthy council-estate dwelling troll species, otherwise known as Scallies, Townies, chavs or in Glasgow, Neds. ASBO itself stands for Anti-social Behaviour Order and is issued by the police to little Hitler/tyrants such as scallies, theives, vandals and other lowlife scum. The fact that so many mini-evils are now being allocated ASBOs is leading to the idea that ASBOs are now seen as a status symbol by these small crustacions. The more ASBOs and court appearances theyhave under their belt, or mini-skirt or le coq sportif trackies, the greater respect they have from other less demonic lowlife.
Look at that piece of shit, ASBO-magnet, Joey Styles. Look at it!
by bulldozer conquers all! March 2, 2005
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Koskhol Magnet

A person who is unlucky enough to frequently attract, be surrounded or hassled by crackpots, bozos, and inconsiderate jerks.
What's wrong with people!? Am I a koskhol magnet or something?
by Milad.aka.miles September 30, 2021
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