magnet theory

when to people who are going out are annoyingly inseperable, everywhere they walk you see the two of them so close together, it's almost like they have magnets in their heads attaching them. VERY annoying. this theory was invited by mr.gearhart's 2004-2005 advisory and applies to a few"couples at lakeside

they have magnets in their head, if we ever see zach leaning against a wall it's prolly because emma's on the other side

by annomoyous March 22, 2005

terrorist magnet

The United States, specially after the "war" with Iraq.

If a country can pop out an Osama bin Laden during good times, then what could come out in the bad times?

by Politricks September 11, 2003

tornado magnet

mobile home

The migrant workers live down by the river in tornado magnets.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

eye magnets

nice tits/boobs/breasts

whwaaaa look at her eye magnets

by Steph May 31, 2004

Pussy Magnet

Something that changes the force of gravity on pussies and pulls them towards it whether they want it or not.

That sports car driven by those two Persian assholes is a pussy magnet.

by PizzaCorruption August 25, 2015

ASBO-magnet

An ASBO-magnet is a scruffy, filthy council-estate dwelling troll species, otherwise known as Scallies, Townies, chavs or in Glasgow, Neds. ASBO itself stands for Anti-social Behaviour Order and is issued by the police to little Hitler/tyrants such as scallies, theives, vandals and other lowlife scum. The fact that so many mini-evils are now being allocated ASBOs is leading to the idea that ASBOs are now seen as a status symbol by these small crustacions. The more ASBOs and court appearances theyhave under their belt, or mini-skirt or le coq sportif trackies, the greater respect they have from other less demonic lowlife.

Look at that piece of shit, ASBO-magnet, Joey Styles. Look at it!

by bulldozer conquers all! March 2, 2005

Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011