Pappa Maffu

Pappa Maffu is the god of all, he has a music taste that is superior. And his hair feels like sex. He shows no mercy to anyone who starts on his chums. He treats all friends like family. He has an obsession with the heavy metal band Iron Maiden and drinks Guava Flavoured Rockstars like it was water. He can make a meme about every life situation. I'm pretty sure shipley hates his guts but, ah well, it's big dick shipley fam. He has like 9 best mates and a scene asf gf.. avoid everyone of them motherfuckers. All around, he is a pretty sound and rowdy metalhead.

'Pappa Maffu's is goals'
'Fuck off Pappa Maffu'

'Ly Pappa Maffu'

by Pappa Maffu August 17, 2016

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

Girl maffia

A group of girls, often the preppy and/or sporty girls. They often have one or more targets.
They try to get so much information about their target as possible and then share it with the girl maffia.
They might even spread rumors about their target if they hate them ennough.
They’re often in middleschool or highschool.

Person 1: What are you doing, homegirl?
Person 2: I’m hiding from the girl maffia!

by Ember Pember September 25, 2020

beer muffs

When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.

Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.

by Wilkie717 April 13, 2023

vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021