dick lurking

Creeping around pubic places trying to give out some dick

Ew, I think that creepy dude on the bench over there is dick lurking.

by DocDooBoo May 14, 2022

lurking

Not talking just watching ppl business MIND UR OWN BUSINESSES

Hey wanna see my stream like duh friend omg" "sure what do u stream on twitch"
"Hello I was lurking so wat u guys talking about" "MYOB (mind your own business)
Now leave or I'll ban u"

by novaHaxPro March 4, 2017

machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016

Lurking Lingerer

A person who stalks or makes another person feel uncomfortable by there mere presence in a room

Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.

by Dan The Dish June 25, 2010

Lurked out

High on meth

Runnin' thru tha city lurked out.

by teamsheraineordie July 23, 2016

Cyber lurk

To pass away time online, trawling through forums and tube sites, looking to gain sexual information or images.

There was no work today, so I stayed home and had a cyber lurk.

by Porngoggles August 24, 2015

Lurk Finger

A subtle, obscene gesture used when you can't find the words of hatred to use against another individual (human, animal, etc.) Generally used against authority figures, such as a supervisor, superintendent, or even a bossy in-law. Gesture is performed by sliding your hand down to your thigh area, and popping an upside down middle digit.

Feelings conveyed while using this gesture are "go f*ck a hat" "sit on it and rotate" "please wash your mouth with a 12 gauge" and "I will fill your urethra with pine cones". Ladies and gentlemen, the Lurk Finger.

by PooBandito August 19, 2015