Lurker

A lurker is someone who always just seems to be there, no matter where it is.

You always expect them to be there, because they pop up out of no where.

A lurker will often try and play it off as a joke when you confront them, but it's not a joke.

Anthony: That Jessica is such a lurker.
Trey: Yeah, she's always around.

Marcus: She just pops up unnoticed.

Antonio: Yeah, seriously!

Johnny: F-in Lurkin

Jessica: Hey guys!
Alec: AHHHHH!

Luke: Can you not lurk so much, Jessica?

Jessica: Oh luke! You're so funny!

Maddy and Davi: It's not funny

by cooolkids! June 12, 2009

Lurkening

One who both lurks and listens, reading a majority of someone social media posts, but only posting the rare reply.

I didn't think anyone was paying attention to my facebook rants but as it turns out Jessica was lurkening in the background

by Pseudogreg September 12, 2011

Lurker

A turd that refuses to be flushed, hangs out just barely visible below the escape hatch

Dude, I pinched this massive loaf, but after flushing 3 times, I still noticed a lurker.

by Link, Inc. February 18, 2015

Lurker Luck

Someone who joins a Fifa Discord and never talks but is a lucky shit when it comes to packs

Ahh look... another Lurker getting that mad Lurker Luck.

Cunt.

by UrDaSellsAvon... October 18, 2020

lounge lurker

One who is always within the presence of a dorm room lounge, and performs the actions of relaxing, sleeping, working, eating, conversing, moving around, lazying aroung, tormenting, playing guitar, and binge drinking.

Edgar Hernandez, winner of the first 2008 Bricks Lounge Lurker award.

by Minja Anonymous May 8, 2008

mobile lurker

Similar to regular lurker, but with the ability to physically follow you places. Lurkers just silently spy on you; mobile lurkers spy on you AND follow you without actually interacting with you directly.

Roseanne is such a mobile lurker...you know she is just following us to be nosy about his stripper girlfriend!

by craziestjen March 4, 2010

Surface Lurker

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.

"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"

by Teckwiz September 30, 2011