Jack Lotion

lady man named JL Whitten who love to Jack on the fly or couch fucking .

I saw JL fucking my couch left jack lotion on the arm...

by Lasvegasgeneral November 6, 2021

lotion

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per 1: I bought this new lotion at bath and body work-
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Lotionize

To apply lotion to your lower extremities

Jake woke up and moisturized his face and lotionized his legs and feet.

by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021

lotion and whistles

A bowl of cum and dicks

“L plug he said this weed not even strong like I had a dream of eating a bowl of lotion and whistles”

by NYC.Alex December 4, 2024

Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible

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Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.

Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."

by von groovy June 13, 2024