Lotion

Adjective (complimentary)
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.

The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.

"He's got motion, and lotion. What a cool guy"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"

by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024

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Lotionize

To apply lotion to your lower extremities

Jake woke up and moisturized his face and lotionized his legs and feet.

by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021

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lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

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Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011

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