Loopty loop

When a man's penis enters his own butthole. This most often occurs by accident during an extreme sex act but has also been performed solo, hands free, by a very talented few.

Yo... I gave myself the loopty loop last night while pile driving your grandma.

by 1/W Piper January 13, 2020

Loot Goblin

Someone who, after fire fights in battle royale games, takes all the loot....even before reviving their teammates.

"Aye man! Come revive me! Quit being a loot goblin I only have 10 hp left!

by Shabboi May 5, 2018

looter

Commonly African Americans who take advantage of a natural disasters. Looters are scum of the earth.

The Looter broke into the store in New Orleans and stole 50 pairs of Nike Shoes and a copy of Jet Magazine.

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

loaft

Incorrect pronunciation and/or spelling of the word "loaf" which is to be lazy. Some retard along the line thought it would be cool to add a "t" to the end but continue to use the word the same way anyways.

Bob: Man this has been a real slack day..

Jim: Yeah i've been loafting.

Bob: Your a douchebag its pronounced "loafing"

by urquhart07 February 4, 2010

loft

loft, or l.o.f.t, meaning "lack of fucking talent"

Joe: You're suffering from some major loft.
Mike: Yeah, I'm definately lacking.

by SkeetOOO August 9, 2006

loot

Also known as lewt, l00t, 1007.

Slang used in many games for items or money contained on a enemy.

OMG phat lewt! (Anarchy Online)
loot the corpse already!

by Soljia March 3, 2005

Peshed meself loofin

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

by blitz wagon March 21, 2023