lotty

Another world for Dog

look at her, she looks like a right lotty

by butterfly16 May 4, 2006

Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.

Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"

by Mars17 July 1, 2010

Lefty

A girl that you have no interest in as a partner, but you will nonetheless be down to “cuddle.”

1st guy: “ayy man who was that girl you were sitting by at lunch?”
2nd guy: “aw she’s just a lefty. Know what I’m sayin?”
1st guy: “whatever faggot”

by Extrasaucy January 27, 2018

loftiss

A person with a tiny penis who likes to engage in anal sex before during and after trips to the gym. People who are loftisses are normally extreme douchebags that seek out gay parteners on weekends

guy 1: wow look at glenn he's such a loftiss.
guy 2: dude i know that loftiss is sucha damn asshole.

by gamer1578 April 23, 2009

loofty

crazy or stupid

"oh my god, you are being so loofty!" or "he is so loofty"

by Hayley May 20, 2004

Lofton

The only people named lofton are coaches sons

Lofton you only play because you’re the coaches son

by Not a coaches son June 17, 2019

lefty liar

joel merchen aka dead possum

that lefty liar is friends with that dumb blond bitch...look up dumb blond bitch

by CONNIE February 11, 2004