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No Good List

A list of individuals in bad standing with a prison gang. Synonymous with Bad News List or Hard Candy List.
Cornfed: That muthafucka Bubba dropped out, owes major G's, and was tellin'! His punk ass is on the No Good List!
by ZXY&ABC March 6, 2019
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listenative

A personal quality of being proficient at listening attentively to people during a conversation.
Man, I always like telling my stories to Joe, he's so listenative.
by JosephLager June 15, 2009
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can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
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To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
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listswerv

From listserv, a list of people in whom one is vaguely sexually interested and therefore contacts occasionally via non-committal modes (text, email, MySpace) in hopes of maybe scoring with them.
Jill got all excited when Jack texted her but I got the SAME message last week! That boy's got quite the listswerv.
by CassandraNova August 21, 2007
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lastserenade

Function: noun/verb

1. to suck
2. to be objectionable or inadequate
3. awful
1. Shiz..that lastserenades to hit the rail that hard.

2. I would have had that guy if I wasn't so lastserenade.

3. Wow, that was really lastserenade of me.
by Ryan February 10, 2004
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listentoable

n. Music that isn't great, but passable enough to listen to.
<Insert band name here>'s not bad, but they're only listentoable.
by Annie Wills May 19, 2007
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