German Lantern

The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.

My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.

by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009

Jack-o-Lantern

A jack-o-lantern that features Jack Bauer's face

"Hey, look at that Jack-o-Lantern!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

lazer quest

The place where anyone who is pimp, cool, hardcore, extreme, or sexy hangs out. Lazer quest simulates you killing people with lazers and gives older people a chance to boost their ego by destroying little kids at it.

Andy: yo, my ego is kind of down
Jordan: Let's go destroy some children at lazer quest

by RocktheJordan July 22, 2006

[lazer]

adj. Pronounced: lah-A-zer

A word that can stand alone to describe anything that is exciting, interesting, or pleasurable. A synonym for "cool." A fresh phrase to replace the common "tight" or "sweet" or "clutch."

Bro 1: "We totally killed at beer pong last night."
Bro 2: "Lazer."

by Mia Stier January 22, 2009

green lantern

The act of fisting, but while wearing a green ring and reciting the Green Lantern oath.

Man: I want to green lantern you so hard

by Negative Zero 34 February 8, 2014

lazermane

A person who once uploaded a bunch of words to the wordUrbanDictionary/word including such words as wordown'd./word He enjoys ten-pin bowling, Natural Selection, and mispronouncing things.
Originally stems from a Beast-Wars roleplaying character. An albino lion who carried twin rapiers and a white-dwarf inside his chest.

Drakon: Yo 'Mane!
LazerMane: Hi.
Drakon: Sorry about last night.
LazerMane: Yeah, i know, sometimes even the best of players get scared to walk down the hallway outside the Marine Spawn. Not your fault.

by LazerMane September 15, 2003

Lancerians

To date there is only 2 lancerians known to man. Born from the planet Mitsu, these valiant warriors were split at birth when they were sent to earth to protect the human race and the greater good of mankind. However this noble title is not given free willingly. The gods of Mitsu selected only those who displayed courage and bravery, compassion and humility, and most importantly Super natural driving skills. You see a lancerians weapon of choice is the Lancer. A sleek sports car on the outside, but on the inside the ultimate weapon. The lancerians both posses two different Lancers, one to blend in with society and create a persona and another designed for elite tactical response in any situation. These caped crusaders are masters of disguise and could be hiding amonst you and your friends right now!

The Lancerians are earths only hope against the evil Doctors of Doom..........

May the speed be with you Lancerians!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's the Lancerians!!!

by Lancerian2 December 29, 2010