green lantern

The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.

Hey, go grab the green lantern.

by lol pot April 25, 2005

Landatee

A Land Manatee. Super fat person. (even tho manatees are cool)

Look out for that landatee! SQUASH!

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

Red Lantern

When a male stretches his scrotum over a light to create the appearance of a chinese red lantern

Mikes accidentally burned his scrotum from making a red lantern

by poopersc00per September 24, 2009

green lantern that ho

when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.

Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.

Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.

Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.

Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.

by almightyidill November 16, 2007

Lanative

The opposite of a laxative. When you take a lanative, it causes constipation. This is mainly used if you have raging diarrhea, and want to defecate in moderation.

Alan: Hey bro, you okay?
Dave: Nah man, I'm shitting like a fuckin' rabbit!
Alan: Here bro, take a lanative.
Dave: Oh dude, that's just what I needed! Thanks!
Alan: No problem, man!

by Billboard Baggins February 20, 2015

Lanae Foster

Lanae Foster is a trangender dancer and actor from the Bronx. He was adopted by his current family at the age of 9. Lanae is Jamaican and Cuban. He started his acting career by doing commercials for the organization Big Brother Big Sisters. His biggest performance was dancing in front of over 20,000 people at the prodential center during the 50k Lions of Justice Festival.

Lanae Foster enjoys dancing and acting on his free time.

by LanaeFosterfan October 1, 2020

Jacked O' Lantern

The process of having your Jack O' Lantern stolen from your property.

Scott walked out his front door and looked for his pumpkin. It was then that he noticed he'd been Jacked O' Lantern.

by Sub Zero 78 October 28, 2009