lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

by sokath October 16, 2003

lamar

A man's "nether region"; a penis.

"Lamar's itchin' for some action today, baby!"

by dropCGCF December 17, 2004

Kendrick Lamar

A rapper who sounds like Donald Duck on crack

Tom: Have you heard that rapper Kendrick Lamar? What do you think of him?
Josh: He sounds like Donald Duck on crack!

by Cornpop was a bad dude August 2, 2018

lagtard

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.

Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.

by tator January 7, 2004

lamar

thristy ass nigga.
more than a lame

look at dusty buddy thirsty ass, that nigga is a lamar.

by the infamous chocolate October 14, 2003

Lamar

Huge, absolutely massively enormous out of proportion Jew boy on the planet

"Hey can I bum a smoke?"

Nah I only have 12 left.

LOL, fkn LAMAR

"Hey, you still owe two hundred bucks dude!"

"No I don't dude!, I paid you back!"

LAMAR!

"Hey dude! I am down the street from your house and I need a ride 5 blocks down.. can you come scoop me?"

"Nah sorry I only have a half a tank of gas left.."

......... *sigh* >.. lamar ..

by GIMMENUT January 19, 2012

lastard

The person who uses almost all of the milk in the bag, and does not replace it. The person who takes a coffee and leaves a very little coffee in the pot.

That lastard left the coffee pot almost empty.

by DowntownPed March 2, 2009