blue labia

The female equivalent of blue balls.

Oh my god, he wouldn't put out. He left me with the worst case of blue labia.

by Melinda Doo September 29, 2006

labia-lasagna

Labia-lasagna is when one of the lips of the vagina, during the period, folds over, producing a white cheesy secretion, forming the appearance of a plate of lasagna.

"Damn, I was having sex with this girl, and she was on her period, and because she hadn't bathed in a while she had labia-lasagna and I had to leave."

by Kelryn January 4, 2008

labia dance

This is the dance you do when your labia has been caught on fire and your skin is starting to scorch. This can be caused by friction between genital piercings or using some forms or warming lubricants.

Ahh shit! Sally was doing the labia dance because my cock piercing and her clit piercing caused a spark and the lube erupted in a flaming mass, and her labia was beginning to scorch.

by Trip Shoota August 18, 2006

labbing

shortened-coloquialism for elaborating or an elaboration.
To elaborate the truth therefore to lie / be lying.

a. Verb: to lab; labbing
b. Noun: a lab.

a. John: I'm getting laid on friday!
Ryan: Quit labbing!

b. John: Kris told me he got head three times last night!
Ryan: Jeez, that's such a lab, you didn't believe him did you?

by Lou!s August 30, 2008

labiasaurus

1. That which is of or pertaining to your mom.

2. Having nothing to do with the six characteristics of birds. But it still makes us giggle.

Your mom's a labiasaurus.

by Apartment 206 and Pals (Amigos) January 22, 2007

dead doe labia

Having extremely large labia, reminiscent of a large mammel. Usually found on extremely big women, or really really popular ones. Was originally made into a comment after a man was arrested for having sex with a dead doe...I asked if someone helped him pry that poor animal's vag apart.

Taryn had the meatiest dead doe labia I had ever seen on a biped. She could shelter several dwarves (little people..c'mon let's be pc here) in a rainstorm by inviting them under her cooch.

by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

labia

The more pleasurable parts of the female anatomy

her labia was such that she could pull them over her head and turn herself into a redback spider

by FistyTheFerret August 22, 2005