When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.
Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?
Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.
Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.
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Get the Baby Kosh mug.When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
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Get the kosher deli mug.1.A person of spanish background with long hair who tends to steal alot and is considered a slick thief.
2.A extremely sarcastic and funny individual.
3.An extremely lazy person.
2.A extremely sarcastic and funny individual.
3.An extremely lazy person.
1."Heyy somebody stop that koosk he just koosked my wallet!''
2.''Hey koosk do you like my new yellow hat?'' Koosk:''Why yes, yes i do, i like it as much as i like your yellow teeth that match your new hat''
3''Hey kooskie pass me my cup of water please?'' Koosk:"Where is it?" "Its right beside your hand" Koosk:"eeehhhhh.... im kooskin right now "
2.''Hey koosk do you like my new yellow hat?'' Koosk:''Why yes, yes i do, i like it as much as i like your yellow teeth that match your new hat''
3''Hey kooskie pass me my cup of water please?'' Koosk:"Where is it?" "Its right beside your hand" Koosk:"eeehhhhh.... im kooskin right now "
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