kneeastiffin

A rare disorder that causes rashes when your in the driver's seat of a car. Usually your leg from the knee down must be amputated, after this is done you are never quite the same, You now have a prosthetic leg and it may cause you to swat random Iranian childen off there bicycles and stain there purple shirts.

guy#1:"that boy was quite mad at me the other day"
guy#2:"why?"
guy#1:"because i swatted him off his bike, i just couldnt help it!! i had kneeastiffin!"

by kristinadizzle May 20, 2006

kneeding the dough

fisting the vagina and butt at the same time

I was elbows deep in this girl last night kneeding the dough

by The Wistful Badger December 17, 2012

white boy knees

Some whack ass scratched up fag knees (you don't want these)

Hey tanner has white boy knees because they're ashy

by Dikembe mccringleberry April 19, 2014

weak in the knees

What one says/feels after they had amazing sex and/or a splendid fap session, the feeling is so intense you can barely stand up, thus weak in the knees.

Guy "Dude, you all right? your legs are wobbling"

Dude "Yeah I'm all right, I just received the best blow job from my gf; made me weak in knees "

"Damn, I jizzed so hard last night my legs couldn't support me for the next 3 minutes."

"Damn, I banged my gf so hard last night I thought my knee caps would explode"

weak in the knees

by SirCumsALot April 13, 2013

Baby knees

A hilarious term for a fat ass' knee that has a considerable amount of fat around it.

You know what they say: "If you eat at Mickey D's, you get baby knees."

by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009

black knees

The characteristic discolouration of the patella of black women. The colour is literally black, in contrast to their skin pigmentation, which, as we all know, is actually brown.

"Why have you got de black knees, mon?"

by Aprileen Alexander October 25, 2006

bee's knees

1. The best/really good
2. Another way of saying business. (it kinda rhymes)

1. Hey, how was that beef jerkey? It was the bee's knees.
2. Wuz crackin' Gs? And how is the bee's knees?

by MikeVonDike February 11, 2009