Kidlex

(n) Calling someone kidlex is basically saying they can get any girl they want, not care about girls or there feelings , and accuring alot of money.

"Oh wow, kidlex just stepped through."
"That's it?"

by sleeptimelouie October 4, 2011

kindlenookingbooking

Looking for free books for either your Kindle or Nook ebook reader.

Person 1: Hey! What are you doing on your computer?

Person 2: I am kindlenookingbooking! I found a website with a lot of free ebooks!

by PennyJoe November 4, 2013

kindlelight

Light cast by an electronic reader device

Reading in bed by Kindlelight is so much easier than by candlelight, but not as romantic.

by uptex April 29, 2014

kidded down

When your in MIDLIFE just HAD KIDS and realize your TIED DOWN to the house bc of multiple reasons ....

HEY LEROY CAN U PLEASE SWING BY THE LIQUOR STORE AND GRAB ME MY USUAL TITOS....? .... I'm KIDDED DOWN over here with the twins and can't make it out , it's a real hassle "?

by ZacariousGilbertus May 27, 2017

Kiddie Raper

Another word for saying a pedophile rapist

Bitch: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jared Fogle?
Cunt: You mean that kiddie raper?

by Zig Steenine May 23, 2018

Kiddie Pool

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.

As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.

by Mohnathan August 22, 2018

Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.

“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”

by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018