kettler

a man or a boy that acts up in class.
has a great style. everyone knows him.
can be rude, but very does have a heart.
and he's really smart, but cute!

kettler will be mine one day. =D oh yeah...

by boo37189 March 19, 2009

kettlecornia

a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.

I have kettlecornia because I wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn't give it to me!

by kettlecornholic April 26, 2006

Kestler

A sex act between 3 lesbians involving peanut butter and bananas.

I saw this thing called a Kestler in a porno, and i've been craving peanut butter ever since.

by kacykaughn February 15, 2010

kentrellsexual

tbh.. I’m just horny for him cuz he so fine

“NBA youngboy is so fine, I’m kentrellsexual”

by Yamommalilbitch June 13, 2021

Kettle bell

The act of a man's penis being shoved up his own ass which results in a 'handle' of varying sizes resembling that of a kettle bell.

That test was so difficult; I think that I would rather kettle bell myself than take another one.

So after that mother fucker mixed the Skittles with the M&M's I kettle belled him to make things right. Nobody fucks with my M&M's like that....

by I3lasphemy February 21, 2013

Kettler

One who is, or acts like a Cunt.

Man, look at that dude, hes such a kettler.

i was at the club last night, and some kettler snatched my ho!

by Bonzaisushi December 14, 2008

Kented

When someone gets a change of clothes in a short amount of time to escape a tricky situation.

I just kented my way out of getting caught.

by Sarmen Sinanian May 21, 2006