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Kenneth

A person, usually a fraternity guy that frequently knocks on sorority doors at all hours of the night. Kenneth is apt to: show up unannounced at any hour typically under heavy intoxication, wander around aimlessly in and out of rooms, lock himself in bathrooms, and generally cause antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.
"Omg Kenneth knocked on our door last night and woke me up!"

"Last night a guy stopped by drunk to use our bathroom. What a Kenneth!"
by EmmaTurnbull1867 April 13, 2010
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kelet

An evil entity that eats your children.


Oftentimes, it will go up to the roof of the house across the street, and just stand there, watching you...

"DUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"

If you try to kill it, it will regenerate and call more kelet to the roof of the house across the street. They will stare at you through the window with those evil eyes and that satanic smile... After a while, they will tear your door down and drag you into the infinite darkness... Not even blast doors can stop these purely evil creatures...


See also homophoipce and democrat.
*army of 10,000 kelet appears over the horizon*

OH FUCK!

*starts running like a madman*
by Corporal Eschebone February 13, 2004
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kenneth

"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"
by Funky Rider November 22, 2006
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A Kenneth

Guy who tell's everyone he gets pussy, but then to find out he get's no pussy and is scared to show his face and gets rejected by every girl.
Buddy you're the literally definition of A Kenneth
by HaverDasher January 14, 2020
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kenneth jackson

Very talented. Certain about everything. Has anger issues, sometimes, but often laid back. Once you get him mad there is no calming him down. Lovable, caring, dependable, and independent.
by Kid Turnt-Up December 23, 2013
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kenneth braden

Is smart attractive and very loving man. If you have him in your life then hold on tight. He’s a one of a kind man. Don’t let his sweet handsome face fool you. He’s a beast in the inside. I’d love to have my own Kenneth Braden
That’s Kenneth Braden sure is amazing
by Susiequetoyou February 8, 2018
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kennety

A tall, skinny, slim-thick individual that is compassionate and loving toward others. They are wise when it comes to giving advice and very serious about real things. They believe that anything can come from doing good things to or with other people. They will never break anybody's heart. They will give their all when being given little. They will always get revenge on those who seek revenge.
Kennety isn't a very mean person but she can be mean when it comes to people that are close to her or that cross her.
by Bixxxx May 20, 2018
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