King Pill

The King Pill is a growing new view on life and oneself amongst men. The word is in line with others like blue pill, red pill, black pill, white pill etc. The antagonists of a king, which a king strives not to be, are the coomer, the simp, the soy boy and alikes. A king holds high regard for stoic and traditional virtues such as honor, willpower, self-worth, integrity, companionship and principles. The goal is to lead a healthy and orderly life, while leaving the explointing hedonist and consumist culture with all its mental health toxins behind oneself.

A king knows that life and especially modern life is tradegy, but he's not afraid of getting hurt and facing his inner demons anymore, to try to be someone that he himself can be proud of.

Typical activitys of a king are workouts, meditation, bible reading, playing a musical instrument, having meaningful conversations with his friends.

Take the King Pill now.

Person A: I just completed no nut november!
Person B: Congratulations, king.

E-Girl: Check out my onlyfans page and subscribe for...
King: Begone thot. I took the king pill.

by Hans Schw4nz December 1, 2020

king jack

when one masturbates after taking a big long shit on the toilet

Tom: Well after work, I had to go kill off some steam, so I had myself a King Jack in the bathroom

by didjitmachines June 25, 2004

King Ross

The sickest of guys

I'm King Ross, and you're my loyal subjects, and it's time for all the WTF moments from this week's WWE Raw

by Skip106 October 26, 2016

king von

the greatest drill rapper to ever live RIP VON

king von was so goated

we not from 63rd

by taetoocrazy November 6, 2020

King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

by Entorwellian September 16, 2009

king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

by bigboijohns January 15, 2016

King of Sold out

It means: Jungkook
Jungkook is the king of sold out because he literally sold out everything he wore in his VLive, BTS BOMB, or Run BTS
킹 오브 솔드 아웃: 정국
정국이가 품절의 왕인 이유는브이라이브나 방탄밤, 달방에 입은 옷이나 화장품, 심지어는 향수까지 다 팔어버리기 때문...

The King of Sold out scored another goal, armies buying every single thing that he wore in a VOGUE magazine shoot.
아미들은 품절의 왕이신 정국님이 방탄밤 100화에 입은 옷을 모두 품절시켰닿ㅎㅎ

by 미니주니어 November 1, 2020