to juke (verb.)

To appear out of nowhere, without any plausible explanation of how he/she/it could have done so.
(to juke, juked)

to juke (verb.)

"How did he get in here? Windows and doors are locked!"

-"Man he totally juked in here."

by DankDaddyT January 8, 2017

Juked Concept

when if you are asked about a concept you respond with a nonsequitorial concept

Me: didnt you move to north dakota
You: i live in north carolina
Me: but did you move to north dakota
You: yes
Me: living in north carolina is a juked concept compared to moving to north dakota

by PerfectPeridot July 19, 2025

juke

1. (in sports) make a sham move to mislead an opponent.

2. turn or bend quickly, typically to avoid someone or something.

1. "Howard juked left, sending three defenders leaning as he went toward the center of the field"

2. "I jouked around the corner"

by Arminkshipper September 20, 2024

Juke DVD

To Dodge or Surpass Some Fuck Shit

Mom Wants me To was the Dishes But Little does she know it’s a Juke DVD

If you buy shoes from Kjulio He gone Juke DVD yo Ass

by Kjfrmda44 October 10, 2018

Juke that box

When you stick your favorite record inside any of their holes and start projecting the audio from the mouth. As the song goes on, the other partner has until the song ends to shit and cum at the same time (aka taking a screenshot of the moment with your face) (double aka saving a memory).

“Yo did you juke that box with them?”
“Affirmative. We juked it twice!”

by cakys December 6, 2022

holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023

Puke and Juke

The act of vomiting into a slow moving vehicle during a parade or procession then immediately disappearing into the crowd. Usually done to cop cars in parades in an act of protest/civil disobedience

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and saw a cop car get puke and juked!

by AggressiveKegals May 18, 2023