Jon Gamboa

a delicious beverage; green tea and lemonade mixed

I'll have the Jon Gamboa with my lunch please.

by the trevoz April 29, 2010

jobless jon

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.

Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon

by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

jon brennan

An all-around amazing guy.

See that dude carrying that blind lady over his shoulder while sweeping his neighbors steps? What a Jon Brennan.

by easylikedreams February 12, 2014

jon palmer

a black person who is usually scared of kids named Nija, and is always video chatting or drinking monster. he drinks ohde on it to get high off the steroids in it, because he is a crackhead. jon's are usually tall, and have short hair, or no hair in this case. they are attracted to shiny objects.

everyone loveesss jon :

jon palmer is a crackhead.

by kaysaabs00 June 17, 2009

jon fink

Sex GOD 😍🔱🍼💧🍑🍆

Yo, have u seen him?

Yeah Jon Fink, I had sex with him, what a great man.

by SexyWoman_101 October 29, 2019

Jon Walker

Jon Walker is the bass player for American rock band Panic At The Disco. Walker replaced previous bass player Brent Wilson. Jon is currently dating a girl named Cassie, and he has a cat named Dylan.

Jon Walker iz t3h seckz!

by GAHHHH WTF?! June 26, 2008

Stupid Jon

A Jon so stupid he would only be outshone by Wayne Rooney. Characterised by stupid actions and just general stupidity in life. Not a day passes where this Jon does not do something stupid. Very little awareness of his own stupidity until pointed out by acquaintances. Similar to Stupid John but spelt wrong.

"I've been sick everywhere"
...
"Stupid Jon".

by Amigos123 April 25, 2011