Jorking Off

Its like jerking off but in a baller way!

guy1: wanna get on roblox?

guy2: no im Jorking Off!

by JesterDeen January 14, 2024

Joinking

Joinking is a verb that describes the act of doing just a little bit more than making out with someone (the "little bit more" is undefined but is recognizable as being definitley not just making out)

Blake was totally joinking that nerd yesterday night

by ermeegshually May 1, 2024

janking

janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low

person 1: im janking my shi rn

person 2: aight bro

by skibiditoiletultrasigma May 2, 2024

Jornking

When you masturbate so aggressively that the skin around the tip starts to peel of and bleed over your hand

Bro, I’m jornking my shit right now and it really hurts.

by Zannix May 9, 2024

Jorking

Another term for “Jerking”. Jorking is essentially the same as Jerking, where a male masterbates using his hand and strokes his thingaling until he reaches his climax.

“I got one hand in warm mayonnaise and the other on my one eyed snake, just jorking it”

by Wallis West May 30, 2024

Jonkling

Jonkling is the sexual act of putting Evolution stones (from Pokémon) on/in/around your private areas to induce sexual pleasure

Trainer #1: “Hey man you wanna come over today?”
Trainer #2: “Nah sorry bro i’m gonna be busy Jonkling with my Vaporeon’s water stone!”

by Burntbacon14 March 5, 2024

jnonking

enlarging the penis through using a screwdriver to remove the old, and equipping the new. Similar to a surgery, but worse.

John: why’s your penis so big?

Jorth: I was jnonking it last night.

by John borne March 28, 2024