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Jochem

When someone pukes and farts and the same time
Wow, that guy just Jochemed everywhere!!! Something that accompanies heavy drinking/parties.
by y2kavengeres July 19, 2010
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jooch

Noun- To be big, dumb, and clumsy.
Person 1: David Scala is a fine example of a jooch.
Person 2: I agree, hence his screename.
by someone... January 9, 2005
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jonh

a fat ass who likes to eat and dosent stop he will eat you if u get the chance like chichen and porn he will sit on you
run its jonh the fat ass
by roku san September 23, 2010
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Jochkin

A dude with the physical stature of a jockey crossbred with a munchkin.

Most jochkins are only capable of providing q-gasms during bed-play and other intimate encounters with women. In addition, they commonly present with Little Peen syndrome.

A jochkin should not be confused with a midget; they are much more similar to primordial dwarfs.
Oh my god! She TOTALLY hooked up with the jochkin from the bar last night! Can you believe it? He's so tiny it must have been like saddling Barbaro (may he rest in peace) and riding her right down the Yellow Brick Road to the land of 'O's.

If I were she, I would have pleaded with Glenda for a broken leg and begged to put out of my misery rather than suffer the shame of finishing the Bed Derby with a jochkin in tow.
by MMW December 31, 2008
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jonahvan

Memelord, always brings a meme into every conversation.
Man 1: My dog scra-

Jonahvan: DA TING GO SKRAAAA
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Jonah Falcon

The dark lord, it explains it's self
by BrickyBrig June 5, 2018
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jonáh

a cute , fun , nice girl who is chill don’t start drama and loves to eat
I am Jonáh and im a bad bitch..
by Bossbragg October 14, 2018
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