Johnie Canine

A chaotic fluff ball of energy that creates EPIC punk rock music both as a solo act and as the leader of the band Nova Slicers. He also likes mama-gens.

"That guy really likes Mommy robots, he's such a Johnie Canine."

by The Anonymous Fox February 17, 2025

Johnklessing

Basically, some bloke who has no Johnkless but he rlly wants to Jonk but he is so fucking Ugly blud cant even use a sonk cuz it implodes before he touches it.

BeanGuy: Woah Dave's trying to Johnklessing again Steve: dumb nigga

by BeanTryingToFitIn March 30, 2025

Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025

Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15

hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

Lebron Johning

Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball

"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"

by jchemv January 5, 2017

Papa Johni

Pizza Guy, Pro Gamer, Better than Sim.

Shit Dawg Look at Papa Johni, He's so cool.

by Papa Johni March 9, 2018

Dirty Johnelle

When your really horny, but your partner is asleep. You sack him in The balls and squeeze his pecker till the tip turns red.

I was fast asleep lastnight till I got dirty johnelle . And the tip of my pecker turned red!

by Tberk4work May 21, 2019