A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
by Johnathon S. February 21, 2009
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by Don’t lie January 7, 2019
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You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.
by P3nny May 3, 2018
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I wanna love you to usher cos i no u need it nice and slow,
im like ginuwine u got me so anxious,
word to jamie cos tonight were getting unpredictable,
now i no jus what jan meant wen she said its funny how time flys,
aint nothin like makin all kinda lovin to some music,
turn the music up,
until were kissing n huggin touchin n rubbin to that music,
turn the music up
heres to mary j, turn it up, turn it up,
and i no ur diggin faith, turn it up, turn it up,
don't alicia got it goin on, turn it up, turn it up,
all u gotta do is say j turn it up
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im like ginuwine u got me so anxious,
word to jamie cos tonight were getting unpredictable,
now i no jus what jan meant wen she said its funny how time flys,
aint nothin like makin all kinda lovin to some music,
turn the music up,
until were kissing n huggin touchin n rubbin to that music,
turn the music up
heres to mary j, turn it up, turn it up,
and i no ur diggin faith, turn it up, turn it up,
don't alicia got it goin on, turn it up, turn it up,
all u gotta do is say j turn it up
Turn it up by johnta austin
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I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!
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Get the liam johnston mug.Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare
by Yung birdman December 5, 2013
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