scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014

jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.

When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.

by Mel December 18, 2005

Quiz jizz

Where you jizz during a quiz because it's just too much to handle.

Jimmy quiz jizzed himself because he couldn't think of the answer.

by fivetweezy September 19, 2010

jizz twinkie

When you get your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick, and you both ejaculate in your efforts to free yourselves.

Jeff and I totally gave ourselves a Jizz Twinkie the other night. No homo tho.

by Yak of All Trades April 25, 2017

Sausage-Jizz

The jet of semen-like oil that spurts from a freshly cooked sausage when an instrument of cutlery is inserted. The jet often hits in the face and can be referred to as a Pork-shot.

I poked the sharp fork into the fresh o'hagen's sausage and a stream of sausage-jizz hit me in the eye with considerable force.

by Scantyaunty July 1, 2009

jizz gargling

Using cum as scope

She took the load in her mouth and she cum-gargled it before swallowing it all.

by The Problem Solver October 10, 2004

jizz machine

a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.

Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.

by JZZMASTR#27 June 7, 2009