Jiperty

Slightly off feeling about something or a situation. Adjective. Not bad or ill feeling but less than feeling good.

"How was the carnival today?"
"Oh i dare say it was a little jiperty."

"how are you this morning"
"oh, just a little jiperty"

by Black Vixen September 7, 2007

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jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.

Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.

by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 9, 2009

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Jizzrow

When a group of guys stand in a row, waiting for a girl to make her rounds down the line. Usually a blowjob ending in ejaculation by each guy.

Want to ask her if she wants to take part in a jizzrow?

Bro, I already asked and were having a jizzrow tonight!

by dvstraddle March 31, 2010

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jizzered

The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

by myaccountinglab November 19, 2010

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Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

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Jisery is an emotion between jealousy and misery that many girls experience. It is triggered by jealousy for the attention said girl receives from a boy/girl or simply jealousy for how pretty, tall, smart or social said friend is. Most of the time it leaves a girl feeling like shit!
Jealousy + Misery = Jisery.

Verb: either "jiserable" or "jiserous" (jealous + miserable)

Chiara: Ugh! Margaux is so pretty!
Gemma: Are you jealous?
Chiara: No, it's just jisery.
Gemma: Oh!

Emily: Katie acts so weird when I'm with Naomi.
Pandora: Maybe she's jealous!
Effy: No, she's just got a bad case of jisery.

by gemmonkey November 23, 2011

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