The Jersey Girl mystique is hard to put into words. One would never say earthy-that's way too California. Gritty gets closer when you understand that a true Jersey Girl sleeps just fine with sand in the bed, but the definition still falls shorter than a pair of faded cutoffs. Jersey Girls go to the beach, or "down the Shore" They're not formal. "Casual attire" means shoes and bras optional. We have perfected the lost art of tanning, and know how to drive a traffic circle with attitude. We know good corn and tomatoes when we taste them, and we're never afraid to dance.
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When you live in Jersey then you say it's a Jersey thing. Also shows in South Park.
Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.
Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.
Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!
Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.
Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.
Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!
by Mondongo August 6, 2011
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by dcw001 September 9, 2010
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The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
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by Kanyeezy2024 November 16, 2020
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