Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022

Insta-Jerky

Another word for bacon

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!

by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

Stinky Jerky

The act of jerking off and then putting it in your partners pooper or using your partners cheeks to rub one out

“Yo my girl let me get some stinky jerky last night!”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”

by DaceGod March 2, 2020

irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.

After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.

by SalvyZ June 27, 2024

Jerky

Jerking your private part but shortened and spelled cutely.

Yo bro I'm jerky right now.

by Skib Toilet bruv August 23, 2023

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

lerky jerky

Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?

Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.

Girl2: ewwwey

by Miyah G. May 28, 2018