Jobby jabber

A jobby jabber is a big chonky lesbo 🤓

"Yer a pure jobby jabber mate "

"Naw am no but specky becky is"

by yeetusmyfeetus10472 September 7, 2020

Hip-Flaben-Jaben

A come-back to "No u"

Bob: "ur mum gay"
Jack: "No u"
Bob: "Hip-Flaben-Jaben"
Jack: *dies*

by RTDerpy March 17, 2018

Seaman's Jabber

Normally associated with people named James (added bonus if their surnames represent 'A sex workers Syrup')

A man who talks about any subject mostly fishing but continues like a hyperactive squirrel...

"James is off again with his Seaman's Jabber, the f**King crazy squirrel"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

jabetha

A crappy mIrc bot written to entertain #pcmech with commands like &slap &kick and &burn.

force2 &smack blu
Jabetha smacks blu upside the head.

by BlueGundam March 17, 2005

jabbersnatcher

When a bitch with long-ass fingernails is sucking a dick and reaches up and snatches the balls right out of the ball sockets. She then takes his wallet and wedding ring and dips out.

That girl Tess is a fucking jabbersnatcher. You know what she did to Nate last night? Now he's dead from loss of blood. That ho is half way to Mexico now! Yyyeeaaaa muthafucker!!

by Andriqua October 19, 2007

jabes

Jabes is a crazy ass grandma that goes by the name of Jordan Bishop. He recently cut his hair and got contacts, although he does look like a babe, there is no hiding his crazy instincts.

Jabes once threw me out of his car going down the highway.

by Loverboy5 July 25, 2010

Jabber Jaw

The most annoying cartoon character ever made in the history of human existance. A talking shark/drummer.

Jabber Jaw is a mother fucking queer bait.

by lao March 29, 2005