Jazz Purgatory

In a state of being dead but while listening to jazz for eternity.

Bruh the dex sent me straight to jazz purgatory.

by 5ellout January 20, 2019

Jazz Juice

(noun) Mixture of equal parts valve oil, spit, and water- sipped from a trumpet mute.

"Ay ay, ay yay, drink Jazz Juice everyday."

by Lucinator69 May 8, 2020

jazz drummer

to eat quickly. to eat like a jazz drummer; head down both hands moving quickly up and down.

Tim : "How's lunch man?"
John : "Good, didn't you see, I was going at it like a jazz drummer"

by Nick Flanagan January 3, 2008

Jazz musicians

People who cant afford rents

As the Jazz musicians walks out of the rehearsal room,he realized he dosent have anywhere to live tonight.

by A random citizen May 16, 2020

jazz salt

n. A relatively uncommon euphemism for powder cocaine, originating from frequent and heavy use by many musicians in the heyday of jazz.

Mark: Let me get a lil' more of that yayo.
Sean: Haven't you had enough of the jazz salt yet, you dope fiend?

by Em Epher May 3, 2008

brain jazz

a new name for ADD(attention deficit disorder) invented by the band Megafaun

having three hundred different conversations in three hours is a result of brain jazz

by saber tooth tiger April 11, 2010

Jazz Snob

An annoying or stubborn person whom denies any, or most, kinds of music other than Jazz. Has a self-indulgent illusion of sophistication about himself and, in particular, his tastes.

They are usually 20+ and also fluent in poetry and 'the arts', and are the first to stereotype you, or anyone, and use this against them for the remainder of the said person's life.

In general; extremely obnoxious people whom are indescribably arrogant yet impossible to get through to due to the thick layer of love for themselves they have through their 'sophisticated' yet ironically simple minded taste in music and art.

The term's origin is unknown but it has been seen popping up in lyrics for various works of music across the musical scene;

A good example being in a work by John Zorn (avant garde music) whom composed a song called 'Eat Shit Jazz Snob". The Jazz influence in his music supported the hatred of such people and the level of hypocrisy they carry with them.

(Jon has long hair and Jonathan either has rather long hair too or did so a few years ago)

Jon: "Hi" *Pulls out earphones*

Jonathan: "What was that you are listening to, some horrible uninspired heavy metal music" *Sigh*

Jon: "Some unreleased compositions by Max Ritcher actually you JAZZ SNOB!"

by Zombi Ist Krieg May 17, 2009